Those lazy no-goodniks from last years executive committee have finally been overthrown! We of the indentured article writers collective would like to give a heartfelt welcome to the new committee and appeal to them for our freedom. So without any further ado allow us to introduce the new President ... oh frak. *reads rest of list* Oh no, oh no, oh no!
*ahem* Just a little humour there, right? Ha ha ... ha *gulp*
We of the indentured article writers collective have nothing but praise for the glory of last years executive and embrace their return. All hail the eternal reign of Wendy the Red Queen, may her rule be just and retain us our heads. Blessed be Aaron / Wolfie, the brave and fair Vice President. All hearts sing with joy at the continued financial care of our Treasurer Claire / Cake. Brief applause for the other one. You know, with things in his head, can't remember his name for the life of me.
Help. Please send help. They haven't feed us in months.